internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)

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lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

"You will have days where you feel better, and you will have days where you want to die. Both are okay. There is no magical cure. You just need to close your eyes, and trust that the waves will pass, and soon you’ll be able to breathe again."
(via elauxe)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

piecesinprogress:

I love omelets! They’re protein packed, customizable to exactly what I feel like enjoying, and if I mess it up, well, then I’m in for one seriously delicious plate of scrambled eggs haha! I like to start with a mix of 1 whole regular egg and a mess of carton egg whites to get a good mix of fat and protein (want them fluffy? add a splash of water & beat them before cooking). I hope this list of 54 possible fillings inspires you to get creative and think beyond the carton haha.
Here’s my top 5 favorite combinations:
The Chinese Take-Out: healthy fried rice (recipe on my instagram) with added zucchini, green beans, and broccoli (cook the veggies with the fried rice then use the loaded rice as your filling)
Inside-Out Burrito: black beans, cheddar cheese, fresh cilantro, peppers, tomatoes, chipotle blend seasoning
Italy Calling: mozzarella, parmesan, zucchini, cherry tomatoes, extra garlic, fresh chopped basil
Green Machine: spinach, peas, asparagus, shaved brussels sprouts, goat cheese, dried rosemary
The All American: potatoes, American cheese, spinach, mushrooms, & a little bit of garlic powder
For more gluten free, healthy recipes & guides like this, check out my new domain here!

piecesinprogress:

I love omelets! They’re protein packed, customizable to exactly what I feel like enjoying, and if I mess it up, well, then I’m in for one seriously delicious plate of scrambled eggs haha! I like to start with a mix of 1 whole regular egg and a mess of carton egg whites to get a good mix of fat and protein (want them fluffy? add a splash of water & beat them before cooking). I hope this list of 54 possible fillings inspires you to get creative and think beyond the carton haha.

Here’s my top 5 favorite combinations:

  • The Chinese Take-Out: healthy fried rice (recipe on my instagram) with added zucchini, green beans, and broccoli (cook the veggies with the fried rice then use the loaded rice as your filling)
  • Inside-Out Burrito: black beans, cheddar cheese, fresh cilantro, peppers, tomatoes, chipotle blend seasoning
  • Italy Calling: mozzarella, parmesan, zucchini, cherry tomatoes, extra garlic, fresh chopped basil
  • Green Machine: spinach, peas, asparagus, shaved brussels sprouts, goat cheese, dried rosemary
  • The All American: potatoes, American cheese, spinach, mushrooms, & a little bit of garlic powder

For more gluten free, healthy recipes & guides like this, check out my new domain here!

talkshitnojutsu:

"fats girls cant-"

shh.. fat girls can and they will

vraieronique:

Body Art by Gesine Marwedel, Germain artist.

goonergal:

English parents v american parents

goonergal:

English parents v american parents

platinia:



Bottled up emotions.

This is art

platinia:

Bottled up emotions.

This is art

alittlebitofginger:

jesserpg:

alittlebitofginger:

me: omg right guys im gonna be so skinny and lose a load of weight

me: *eats 75 burgers with a diet coke*

me: im so healthy

How did you eat 75 burgers?

i dislocated my jaw and inhaled them all