radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

unrealisticstory:

Love yourself more and live :)

unrealisticstory:

Love yourself more and live :)

sanhaim:

t-h-o-t-h:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

I’m glad people are seeing this

As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.

"I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be."

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

beysoldweave:

who that, who that? I-G-G-Y

beysoldweave:

who that, who that? I-G-G-Y

intensional:

why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

jaclcfrost:

sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow

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Posted by Mar Tim

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Posted by Mar Tim

"Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you."
Tyrion Lannister (via guy)